Make a wish...At a price!

First topic message reminder :

This is a forum game that I found on another forum. I got really bored so I thought we could do something fun, repetitive, and mindless.

Here is teh rules:

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!


I wish for a burger. XD

Granted, but you can only draw coconuts

I wish I had metal bones

Granted, but lead poisoning.
I wish I had more clothes.

Granted, you wash them one time and they go down four sizes.
I wish for all the video games in the world along with all the systems.

Granted, but you no longer have time for a social life

I wish I knew how to play the guitar like Carlos Santana

Granted but your hands fall off.

I wish I could think strait right now.